Q. Michael, I understand that before coming to Lesotho, you purchased a pair of pants from R.E.I., and that these pants were marketed as "Adventure Pants." Would you care to discuss some of the harrowing adventures you have had, along with some photographic evidence?
A. I would.
Q. Carry on.
A. Very well. I have had two harrowing adventures wearing those pants. My first harrowing adventure occurred one day when I was walking back from school and did not open the gate to my yard wide enough, and a loose wire scraped across the pants.
Q. Wow. Well we're all just glad you're ok. And the other adventure?
A. The second adventure happened one morning when I was getting ready and thought that I could iron pants made chiefly of nylon.
Q. It's stories like that that make you realize just how far away you are. What's next for you? Kilimanjaro? The Matterhorn?
A. I think I'll go read a book.
A. I would.
Q. Carry on.
A. Very well. I have had two harrowing adventures wearing those pants. My first harrowing adventure occurred one day when I was walking back from school and did not open the gate to my yard wide enough, and a loose wire scraped across the pants.
 |
| Perilous! |
A. The second adventure happened one morning when I was getting ready and thought that I could iron pants made chiefly of nylon.
 |
| Hair-raising! |
A. I think I'll go read a book.
No comments:
Post a Comment